Where have all the maidens gone?
Where have all the maidens gone?
They’ve thrown away the key,
Given in to guys like me.
Where have all the maidens gone?
They party with Jack and Sam,
They refuse to be addressed by m’am.
Where have all the maidens gone?
Dressed in nothing but a bikini,
Trying to get a man by looking sexy,
Where have all the maidens gone?
Maybe they were just too modest,
I wonder where they are?
Maybe the were too good for this world
So God took them to a far off star.

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